So exams are almost over. One more paper on Friday and thats it. I will no longer be an A-level student. Feels kinda weird. Been stuck doing this shit for about 15 months and now its over. Strange. Anyway today's papers were "do-able" I think. Could've been worse.
So I was browsing around on the net and looking for random stuff like always and found this. Here are some of the worst pick-up lines ever! Though some are just too funny for words. Why people even think these might work is beyond me. Check it:
- Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
- At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
- A women: "Do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
- You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
- Shag me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
- Your parents must be retarded...cause you are really special
- I'm feeling off today, would you mind turning me on?
- Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.
- I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
- Was your Dad an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!
Theres a lot more apparently but I got lazy. So thats it. Owh Euro scores. Group D:
Spain 4 - 1 Russia
Greece 0 - 2 Sweden
David Villa scored a hat-trick! Its the first Euro hat-trick since 2000. Awesome! Cesc Fabregas scored too.
HAH! I remembered what I wanted to do. Here is the nike ad that Azri showed me like ages ago. Went to the movies and they showed it and I thought it was so cool. So watch!
Guess thats it. Love you all!
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Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
lol, that is actually my favourite pick up line
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